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Market Open
🍑 The Finger Exchange
Post your ask. Place your bid. Find your match.
"The Nasdaq of rectal exploration" — no one, ever
€1,200
Last Deal
€800
Best Bid
€2,000
Best Ask
47
Deals Closed
€1,200
Spread
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SEC Compliance Notice: This marketplace is not regulated by any financial authority, medical board, or rational adult. All transactions are hypothetical. By scrolling past this point you forfeit your dignity.
🍑
Post an Ask
"I'll accept a finger for €___"
your hole, your price
👆
Place a Bid
"I'll pay €___ to finger someone"
invest in the posterior market
📖 Order Book
LIVE · LEVEL 2 DATA
👆 Bids (willing to pay)
BidderTermsBid
🍑 Asks (willing to accept)
AskTermsSeller
Spread: €1,200 ·
Mid: €1,400 ·
Anal-ysts recommend: HOLD
📊 Market Depth
CUMULATIVE
← Bids (demand for 🍑)Asks (supply of 🍑) →
💸
€0
Cheapest ask ever
👑
€100k
Most expensive ask
⚡
0.3s
Fastest match
🍷
73%
Posted while drunk
🧤
61%
Require gloves
😔
94%
Regret rate
🤝 Recent Deals
MATCHED ORDERS
⭐ Verified Reviews
"The UX is incredible. Smoother than the actual experience."
★★★★★
— Pierre L., Paris · Matched at €2,400
"I came for the meme. I stayed because the market depth chart is genuinely well-made."
★★★★☆
— Anonymous · Bid: €500
"Posted my ask as a joke. Got matched in 4 minutes. Send help."
★★★☆☆
— Marco R., Milan · Matched at €1,800
"Finally, a marketplace that values my ass at what it's truly worth. Turns out it's €75."
★★★★★
— Cheap Date Charlotte, Nice
⚖️ Terms of Service & Risk Disclosure
The Finger Exchange ("Platform") is a purely hypothetical, satirical marketplace. No actual fingers,
butts, or dignity are exchanged. All "transactions" are fictional and non-binding. The Platform makes
no warranties regarding the quality, availability, or hygiene of any theoretical fingers. Past performance
of fingers does not guarantee future results. The "market data" displayed is generated locally in your
browser and has the same legal standing as a drunk napkin bet. By using this Platform, you acknowledge
that you are an adult with questionable judgment and an internet connection. The Platform is not responsible
for any loss of dignity, friendships, or appetite that may result from sharing this URL. Finger Futures™
is not a real financial instrument, despite being more transparent than most crypto projects. GDPR Notice:
we store absolutely nothing because we don't want to know. This is not financial advice. This is not
medical advice. This is barely advice.
SELL ORDER
Post Your Ask
Set the minimum you'd accept.
The average ask is €1,842. Just saying.
🧤 Gloved
🤫 No witnesses
👀 Public OK
🍷 Drunk only
🧊 Stone sober
📹 Can be filmed
⚡ Quick (<3s)
💧 Lube required
👁️ Eye contact
🙈 No eye contact
🫵 Pinky only
🍽️ Dinner first
🚫 No talking
🎵 Music playing
🤝
IT'S A MATCH!
Two consenting adults have priced each other.
€1,500
* This is not a legally binding agreement. Please don't actually.